My legendary and infamous villain has just put on air that she’s the most beautiful and most lovely creature on earth.That she’s the best mother,
the best wife (oops, should I put baby-maker instead?)
and that she’s the brainiest woman among the rest.
How very compelling and realistic.
Goodluck Little L.
the best wife (oops, should I put baby-maker instead?)
and that she’s the brainiest woman among the rest.
How very compelling and realistic.
Goodluck Little L.
Her hair glows radiant like a charcoal burning, her lips crimson as an apple, poised to bite like a loony. Her eyes (my favorite) blaze like the sunlight, and with tadpoles swimming inside (ugh)
Do you now understand why and how I can be such a bitch with that brute?
I wonder why you always accuse me and my friends of possessing “ugly” faces but never did you mention that we’re dumb or brainless. That is what you call “defense-mechanism” froggy… You can’t accuse us of what you don’t have, because your brain is simply, erratically and intermittently pulsating with fungus and goo. As for beauty, okay I understand why you’d always, always, always pretend the impossible. I know where you’re coming from: DESPERATION. Beauty and Frog Brain isn’t it?
I wonder why you always accuse me and my friends of possessing “ugly” faces but never did you mention that we’re dumb or brainless. That is what you call “defense-mechanism” froggy… You can’t accuse us of what you don’t have, because your brain is simply, erratically and intermittently pulsating with fungus and goo. As for beauty, okay I understand why you’d always, always, always pretend the impossible. I know where you’re coming from: DESPERATION. Beauty and Frog Brain isn’t it?
You gotta love me for that. :)
Now enough of the toad-talk.
I’ve filed again for a vacation leave and it was approved! Yey! Thanks Papa Bear! :)
I’ve booked a flight on the 16th, scheduled a shopping (thrift-themed that is) for Mom’s b-day gift, Ceddie’s christening and Yhe’s baby shower… Damn, all my girl friends have babies now—I’ve been OUSTED from the trend. Hahaha. So anyway, I’ve been thinking of planning a birthday bash for Mom, I dunno if I should just rally her to the mall for a shopping spree and spa time or should I plan a beach party with our relatives and friends? It’s summer anyway. Or maybe I can just cook and prepare a simple house party for us and some of her friends? *confused*
Now, for Ceddie (my best friend’s new born baby), I’ll be attending his baptismal ceremony and of course, I’m one of his godmothers, I’d like to give the 2month old kid something uncommon (haha)… But what?
I need suggestions!
Pretty Please?
Now enough of the toad-talk.
I’ve filed again for a vacation leave and it was approved! Yey! Thanks Papa Bear! :)
I’ve booked a flight on the 16th, scheduled a shopping (thrift-themed that is) for Mom’s b-day gift, Ceddie’s christening and Yhe’s baby shower… Damn, all my girl friends have babies now—I’ve been OUSTED from the trend. Hahaha. So anyway, I’ve been thinking of planning a birthday bash for Mom, I dunno if I should just rally her to the mall for a shopping spree and spa time or should I plan a beach party with our relatives and friends? It’s summer anyway. Or maybe I can just cook and prepare a simple house party for us and some of her friends? *confused*
Now, for Ceddie (my best friend’s new born baby), I’ll be attending his baptismal ceremony and of course, I’m one of his godmothers, I’d like to give the 2month old kid something uncommon (haha)… But what?
I need suggestions!
Pretty Please?
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